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Club’s Bicker Process Not Like the Other Clubs’ Bicker Processes
Much to the relief of several worried sophomores, Angela Franklin ’15 assured potential bickerees that Cap & Gown’s Bicker process was “totally different” from that of the other clubs. “I…
Attractive Fraternity Brother Has “Right Attitude” for Bicker
According to multiple friends, attractive Kappa Alpha member Jeff Clarke ’17 is going to do great in Bicker. “Jeff is just a fun guy – any club would be lucky…
Nevertheless, Woman to Bicker T.I.
In a move that has stunned observers, local woman Laura Blake ’17 has evidently decided, nevertheless, to bicker Tiger Inn. Blake, who identifies as a woman and was accepted…
Princeton Freshman Disproves Gravity
The scientific community has been turned upside down after Princeton University freshman Natalia Chen found that the two-hundred-year-old established value for the acceleration of gravity on earth is incorrect.
University Winter Recess Reminders
Don't forget to dispose of all trash, recycling, and evidence!
Study Abroad Tips
First, you need to make sure that study abroad will work with your major. Then, choose a country where you would like to study or use one of Princeton’s own…
Student Follows Tour Group, Discovers Princeton Is Located in Downtown Shanghai
When Angela Sherman ’16 decided to tail a group of tourists as they left the Princeton University campus, she thought she would watch them ask around for a place to…
How the Dinky Spent Its Week Off
“This,” said Sir Topham Hatt, “is Dinky. She’s here for the week from the Orange Bubble of Princeton to help out while her line is being mended. She runs a…
The 8 Ways to Get Home for Winter Break
Via car, with your parents Stare broodingly out the window while your mom aggressively interrogates you on your romantic prospects. Pray for the sweet embrace of death. Via car, with…
Voluntourism Halts Strife, Poverty, Disease
According to a new report from the World Bank, billions of dollars in international development cannot compare to the desire of young, white, prospective Woodrow Wilson School concentrators to change…
Point/Counterpoint: Campus Cyclists Should Ride More Slowly vs. QUAKE, MORTAL
From the Pedestrians Dear Cyclists, We pedestrians realize that you guys are only trying to get around campus a bit faster, and we respect that. We only ask that you…
10 Places You Need to See Before You Die
The Bahamas Enjoy the exotic beaches and friendly island culture on some of the most beautiful Caribbean islands. Cable Beach Spend a relaxing day on the beach and maybe even…
The Food Critic Takes Off
It is not often that one in my line of work stumbles across a dining location that seems to be completely unknown, as was the case with my discovery of…
How to Get a Sweet Ride
Razor Scooter Razor scooters are dope as heck. Will Krantz’s mom let him get one last Christmas and he can already do wheelies on his. It’s so tight. If you…
A Princeton Staycation
Feeling blue because you’re stuck in the Orange Bubble while all your friends are enjoying quality time with their families, vacationing on their private archipelagos, or visiting their long-distance significant…
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