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Have eating clubs got you down? Are you sick of relying on a broken, arcane system that forces you to rank all of your best friends in order to eat…
EXCLUSIVE: The First Interview with Brian Williams Since His Suspension
Yesterday morning, Brian Williams came down to The Princeton Tiger's headquarters at 48 University Place for an interview with a member of our revered editorial staff. This is the anchor’s…
George Washington’s Rules for Most Satisfactory Love-Making
George Washington, the famously fastidious founding paternal figure, wrote down rules for etiquette still held sacred by many Americans. Less well-known but equally important are his Rules for Most Satisfactory Love-Making, presented…
Match.com Customer Care Ticket #42653
Dear Mr. Maxwell, Thank you for reaching out to the Match.com Customer Service Center. We hope this response to your recent complaint clears up all confusion and solves the problems…
How to Decorate Your Sex Dungeon
- CSO '15.
Spires & Gargoyles – Valentine’s Day 2015
Morning comes and you wake up in a cold sweat. A glance at the calendar and your worst suspicions are confirmed. February 14th is one day closer. Time has done…
Sixty Nine
I like my sex big and 69,000 is as big as it gets.
Relationship Dos and Don’ts From a Dog
Do Share your treats Wag your tail when you see your significant other Compliment their fur Sniff their butt Stay well groomed Cuddle up with them Lick their face Hold…
12 Times John Goodman Made Us The Thirstiest in 2014
1. 2014 was a truly #thirsty year for #teamJG with human salt-lick John Goodman making more red carpet appearances than ever before. 2. We’re guessing this Big Lebowski star has…
Valentine’s Day Texts From Chad
Chad romance.
The 5 People Everyone Had Sex With Freshman Year
Forget algebra! College = sex is the only equation we ever learned. These are the four years you can let loose, and everyone knows the first year’s the craziest!
A Valentine’s Day Sex Overload
SEX OVERLOADS. Everybody knows them. Everybody fears them. You’ll be heading to Late Meal or whatever, you know, just out and about and minding your own business, when— SEX. It comes flying out at you from…
World-Famous Rock Star Chad Kroeger Falls in Love With Amanda, Age 15, by Amanda, Age 15
It was a bright and not-stormy day, and Chad Kroeger sat by himself in the corner booth of Big Horns Diner, drinking a hot coffee in full view of the…
How to Lose a Lover in 10 Words
We know you, Princeton student. You hate commitment! You complain about semesters that are only 12 weeks long and can’t even stay in a lecture for a full hour. So if you’re…
Alternative Dating Apps
Not having any luck on Tinder, Grindr, or OKCupid? Sick of meeting people over Craigslist and repeatedly getting kidnapped? Bored of everyone you meet on Christian Mingle turning out to be…
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