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Find Your True Love
How to find your true love Find a romantic location, maybe a coffee shop, a bookstore, or a scenic overlook. Let other males know you have claimed the romantic location…
Relationship Advice from Steve the Zookeeper
Dear Steve, Iâve been on a couple dates with this girl and I feel like she might want to go a little further than kissing and cuddling. The only problem is, Iâm a…
10 Things I Hate About You
Your tentacles The way you say âlibraryâ How much you like kale The suction cup marks on my lower back How you were embarrassed to introduce me to your parents The…
Songs for Seduction
Ladies, are you tired of being alone? Men, are you tired of looking in the mirror and seeing a sissy boy when you know you could be a manly man who…
Timeline of a Bro’s Date
4:30 pm Decided to take my girl to Olive Garden after I thought about last time I went there with my bro Mike. We only ordered breadsticks and Dos Equis. It was savage.…
Things To Do With Your Awkward Arm While Being The Big Spoon
» Snapchat your friends so everyone knows youâre capable of making genuine human connection #cuddling » Finally adjust your clock for Daylight Saving Time » Play a kickinâ piano solo with your…
Looking for Love
Single and looking to mingle, but have no idea where to start? Sick of trying to meaningfully converse with drunk people while equally intoxicated? Hereâs a handy guide to snagging yourself a significant other…
Tiger Admirers Through Time
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The Lost Manuscripts of Chet Slaterton, 19th Century British Fraternity Brother
Our Mutual Friend âTwas the fourteenth of July, a beautiful day with the sky blue as a robinâs egg and nary a cloud to be seen for miles in any direction. My…
The Street From Hell
Ah, time for a good night out! Youâve pregamed nicely, your friends are going to meet you up ahead, youâve got passes everywhere. But waitâsomethingâs different about Prospect tonight. Somehow…
After Bicker, Dangerous Levels of Smugness Pervade Campus
The Department of Public Safety issued a statement Saturday warning that the campusâ levels of smugness had reached dangerous new heights in the wake of another round of spring…
Friend Who Got In Empathizes With Friend Who Was Hosed
Newly-accepted Cannon member Josephine Glendon â17 decided to be the bigger person Friday, leaving a Cannon event early to comfort her friend and roommate of two years, Cynthia Armstrong â17,…
Hosed Bickerees Grateful for Sympathetic Facebook Post
Sophomores who were recently hosed from Tower reported Friday that they were grateful for the show of support they received from Tower members via Facebook. âIf things didnât work out…
In Defense of Bicker: People Are Assholes In The Real World, So I Should Be An Asshole To You Here
By Andy Chesterfield '16, member of a Bicker club Iâm the first to admit that Bicker isnât perfect, but recent discussion about bicker being âelitist,â âsuperficial,â and âpointlessly detrimental to…
Ivy Bicker Chair Invokes the Ivy Bicker Gods
As Bicker continues, Ivy Bicker Chair Augustus IV gathered members of the Ivy Club Tuesday night to formally invoke the Ivy Bicker Gods. Augustus IV, formerly known as Rich Hankins…
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