Pilot Johnathan Goodman, who sits dead center on the political alignment chart, is unable to decide whether to land his upcoming flight safely or maneuver the plane straight into the Pacific Ocean, likely resulting in the death of everyone on-board.…
From the Tiger archives (1992 – 1993): On Sunday, September 13th, unsuspecting undergraduates and faculty members filed into the University Chapel for Opening Exercises. Anxiously expecting to be roused from its pre-academic year doldrums by President Shapiro’s electrifying annual address,…
The Schools You Could Have Gone To (or, There’s Nothing Wrong With Ending a Title in a Preposition) You could have gone to Harvard And been a Crimson man. But what the fuck’s a Crimson I’ll never understand. “I went…