The Tiger Guide to Ivy League Winter Fashion
Looking for the hottest styles to wear during the cold months ahead? Look no further.
Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
Princeton Student Overcomes Odds, Gets Job Offer from Bain
“I honestly cannot believe it,” says Douglas, a student in the Operations Research and Financial Engineering department. “This is the greatest day of my life.”
Princeton Orgy Club Application
Thank you for expressing your interest in Orgy Club. Founded in the fall of 2013, we are the first student-run organization on Princeton’s campus completely dedicated to organizing depraved sex parties with multiple partners. Due to unprecedented popularity, starting this year, membership will be by application only.
Republican Candidates Propose New Birth Control Bill
Although the seventeen Republican candidates currently running for President cannot even agree to all be Republicans, the GOP’ers are unanimous on one issue: abortion. Every candidate running claims to be pro-life, some even asserting that they do not support exceptions…
Match.com Customer Care Ticket #42653
Dear Mr. Maxwell, Thank you for reaching out to the Match.com Customer Service Center. We hope this response to your recent complaint clears up all confusion and solves the problems you referenced. As you know, Match.com prides itself on finding…