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Songs the Beach Boys Would Have Sung If They Were A Christian Rock Group
• “Baptized by Breakers” • “Jesus is the Only Surfboard I Need” • “The 11th Commandment: Stay Salty” • “God Put the ‘G’ in Gnarly” • “Bible Banzai!” • “Are…
A Father from the 1950’s Trying to Explain Sex to His Son
Lights up on DAD. SON enters. DAD: Gosh, you really razzed my berries sneaking up on me like that. Whatcha you doing burning the midnight oil? SON: Hey dad I had a…
Grand Jury Hung on Shoplifter’s Indictment, Grandiose Jury to Intervene
After a Rhode Island Grand Jury was unable to decide whether to indict Peter Hamiss, 22, on charges of shoplifting, the state called upon an oft forgotten contingency in the justice system: the Grandiose Jury.…
Myth vs. Math
Some useful distinctions to help prepare yourself for a math class at Princeton! Myth: You will learn how to prove interesting mathematical statements like “e^iπ+1=0”. Math: You will struggle to prove the…
Craigslist: Missed Connections
This is probably a long shot, since I’m not sure how much you remember from last night, but I’m putting this out there anyway. I was sitting in the third row…
America’s Sexiest Currently Tenured Ivy League Presidents
Christina Paxson (Brown University) A young, spry, 55 year-old seductress, Christina Paxson was elected the 19th President of Brown University back in 2012. And ever since then, Brown’s balmy Rhode…
Fun Facts Overheard During OA Icebreakers
1. I wrote a 60 page screenplay about an orphan with a pet rat. It’s kinda like Annie but grungier. 2. I carve Dove soap into doves to be ironic. 3. My uncle…
Who is Your Roommate?
When you meet your roommate, it might be tough to see their real personality. Breaking down those natural walls will take some time, but nobody likes to wait! Take this quiz to…
Failed Corporate Foundations
• KFC Presents: Colonel Sanders’ Multiple Sclerosis Extravaganza • The ExxonMobil “Did We Do That?” Foundation • The Smith & Wesson “GUNZ4KIDS” Initiative • Trojan “Our Bad” Daycare Centers • The…
Moral Dilemmas
Some times in life we are forced to make those tough decisions, where morality is hard (if not impossible) to discern. Here are a few ethical dilemmas that will make you question your…
The Word
Dr. Lee’ s authoritative, yet kind gaze soothed me. “Go on,” he encouraged. “You’ve made so much progress. Say the words. You can do it." My mouth felt like a seagull, tongue leaden with…
Game of Thrones Horoscopes
Pick your star sign and see what next month will bring in the world of Ice and Fire. Aries Look out, Aries! A sudden imbalance in power may rear its ugly…
Everything You Wanted To Know About Clubs at Princeton
Q: So how do I go about joining a club? A: Good question. We recommend starting by attending the Activities Fair in the fall. As you will soon discover,…
The Tiger Guide to Ivy League Winter Fashion
Looking for the hottest styles to wear during the cold months ahead? Look no further.
Courses That Would Actually Be An Easy-A
Some of the so-called “Easy-A” courses at Princeton are simply too hard. We here at Tiger Mag recognize this serious problem and are here to help. Below you will find…
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