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Date Ideas That Don’t Involve High-Risk, Unnecessary Medical Procedures
Nothing spells romance like lying half-dead in the nearest hospital and undergoing some unnecessary medical procedure, so here are some fun alternative date ideas for when that’s not feasible. Walk in…
A Rejection Letter
Dear Ms. Padecki, I regret to inform you that I will not be moving forward with your application for the role of “girlfriend”. While your qualifications were certainly impressive and…
5 Guys Who Will Definitely Take You to the Aquarium
Jeremy Miller: Nobody doubts Jeremy is a fantastic guy. He’s like a taller Zac Efron without the evil glint in his eye. Even better, he’s definitely into you. You’ve seen the…
Spires and Gargoyles — Love, Actually
A Message from the Chairman Or is it Chairwoman? That’s right. While the boys were out cradling their fragile masculinity and enjoying the ordinary language of day-to-day existence that always…
Prefrosh Saving Self for College Hookup Scene
Zach McCarthy, a recently admitted member of the Class of 2020, revealed his decision Wednesday to abstain from sexual intercourse until the fall when he can fully take advantage of…
Incredible! Follow These 5 Tips for a Revolutionary Relationship!
Fellow Countrymen, As General Washington’s troops press on towards Yorktown, King George’s tyranny grows less certain every day. Yet, it behooves us to remember that the driving forces behind any…
How We Met
Three women share the rom-com worthy details of how they met their significant others. CYNTHIA Mark and I met at work. I was just making some copies in the copy…
Community Events This Month
Dec 16-17: Jingle and Mingle: Join Holly Parsons of WB4-North for the Annual “Jingle and Mingle.” Semi-formal dress encouraged. Cocktails provided. 7:30 p.m, La Quinta Inn Ballroom, 8700 Riverdale Ln.,…
Spires and Gargoyles — The Farce Awakens
A message from the chairman: Six hours. That’s the combined runtime of the first three Star Wars movies. Appreciate that number for a moment. Six hours. That’s a bad night’s sleep. That’s a…
Extraterrestrial Contact
After yet another failed relationship, I knew that I needed to make a change in my life. I determined the solution to my problems: finding someone as far from my…
A Boy Asks His Physics Teacher a Hard Question
Class is ending. BOY approaches TEACHER. BOY: Hey, Mr. Rothstein? I’ve got kind of a hard question. TEACHER: What is it, buddy? BOY: Well, I’m getting older and I’m starting to think…
Top 25 Space Universities in the Universe
1. 24-Hour Night School 2. Battleschool Scholastica 3. UFO (Univ. of Flying Objects) 4. Deep Space University: Now offering 2.7 degrees! 5. The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn…
Wow: J.J. Abrams Has Already Directed Several Movies, But They’re Still Letting Him Direct Another
A few months ago, J. J. Abrams was confirmed as the director for the upcoming Star Wars film The Force Awakens, the first installment in the franchise’s highly anticipated sequel…
“The Int’l Space Station: A Layover from Hell”
When I was booking my flight from Boston to Los Angeles, I knew that I’d have to opt for a layover if I wanted a lower price. But after connecting…
I’m a Rocket-Man
By Elton John I open my eyes to see a room full of scientists, prodding me with their scalpels and their wrenches. I look around - it is a cold,…
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