When you meet your roommate, it might be tough to see their real personality. Breaking down those natural walls will take some time, but nobody likes to wait! Take this quiz to get a better idea of who your roommate really is. Pick the answer that applies most closely to their personality. Then, check the key at the bottom. You’ll know everything about them!
1. Right now, your roommate is most likely…
A. studying or hanging out with friends
B. skillfully crafting their toupee for that effortless, windswept look
C. climbing trees and entering open windows to steal food and wreak havoc
2. Your roommate’s side of the room is decorated with…
A. music and movie posters
B. a palpable layer of anti-immigrant sentiment
C. acorns everywhere
3. For fun, your roommate…
A. participates in extracurriculars
B. rearranges his or her taut, leathery face into a condescending smirk
C. prepares for the impending winter by digging various ditches around campus and filling them with as many nuts as possible. Grades no longer matter. Only survival.
4. Your roommate is from…
A. New York!
B. New York, but you could swear they whisper “the depths of hell” right afterwards
C. a humble but sturdy oak in Lyme, CT
5. Your roommate’s response to splitting a fridge was…
A. “Sure; sounds like a great idea!”
B. “I’ve already got my own fridge line, with my name on it!”
C. “What, you’re too good to put your nuts in a tree like the rest of us?”
If you got mostly…
A. Looks like you have a normal roommate. Have fun talking about your lives or building a real friendship, I guess. If that’s what you really wanted.
B. Congrats, you got Donald Trump! Known largely as a great guy, he’ll always be available for advice on various topics, like real estate, bankruptcy and how to treat women. Be careful, though; he’ll try and deport you if he thinks you’re foreign!
C. Sounds like you’ll be living with a squirrel! They’ll always have snacks on hand, but you might not see them much during the winter. Try not to get rabies.
— AG ’18
