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PU Junior Arrested for Lewd Conduct in Brown Hall Bathroom
Footsy or Entrapment? PRINCETON, NJ — On Saturday Princeton University student Craig Larry, '09, was arrested by Public Safety for signaling his desire for sex with the occupant of the…
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Administration Unveils New Grade Deflation Strategies
In an attempt to break the 35% barrier, the Princeton administration unveiled an audacious new plan to decrease the number…
“Tiger Mother” Confirms: Raise Your Kids to Attend Princeton
The media has been abuzz in recent weeks about Yale Professor of Law Amy Chua’s new book, Battle Hymn of…
Twas the Night Before Dean’s Date
Twas the night before Dean's Date and perched on my chair, I threw up my hands and cried out in…
A Petrarchan Sonnet for Dean’s Date
How soon, so soon! our finals week arrives! It drives the best of us up to the brink And the…
Forbes College: Why Is It Really So Far Away?
Throughout the years there have been only been a handful of questions, such as “When are the Asian tourists finally…
Princeton Looks into More Efficient Heating Solution than Elves with Hammers
In response to accusations of wasteful energy use in regard to its dormitory heating systems, administrators at Princeton have begun…
Breaking News: Construction at Tiger Inn Leads to Discovery of Beer Field Brewing Beneath the Street
During "State Night," large quantities of beer were incorporated into the surface soil. Over the course of time, sedimentation buried…
A Christmas Carrel
"Spirit,'' said Malkiel, with an interest she had never felt before, "tell me if Tiny Tim will get into grad…