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PU Junior Arrested for Lewd Conduct in Brown Hall Bathroom
Footsy or Entrapment? PRINCETON, NJ — On Saturday Princeton University student Craig Larry, '09, was arrested by Public Safety for signaling his desire for sex with the occupant of the…
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Condom-Gram Optimization
 As with every Valentine’s Day season, Princeton students have been sharing the love by sending each other condom grams, comprised…
Freshman Lost During Outdoor Action Returns
In what students are calling a miracle of human endurance, the freshman Greg Shifter has finally returned to campus a…
Reading Week Leaves Dozens of Forbesians with Crippling Muscle Atrophy
The malaise of Reading Week and Finals this past January at Princeton University has exacted even greater of a toll…
Dean’s Date
The Great Paper Race On Tuesday, January 17, four writers were given a seemingly impossible task: write a paper on…
Restrictions on Greek Life Devastate Greek Economy
Athens, Greece- Though countless Princetonians have complained about the University’s recent decision not to allow students to participate in Greek…
How to Secretly Fall Asleep in Class
Chemistry What you’ll need: Course textbook Procedure: Choose a seat near the back of the classroom Put the textbook on…
What Your Location in Lecture Says About You
The Professor Location: Stands at the very front of the room. He is also the only person standing in the…
The 7 People You Will Meet Your Freshman Year
The Kid Who’s Just Really Excited to Be Here This is the kid whose wardrobe is comprised of a rotation…