Fiction/Poetry

Fiction/Poetry

On Having Finals After Break

To having finals after break I'd favor burning at the stake. At least the fire wouldn't take as long as death by Monster shake. At MIT, they may play Quake…

By
Jeremy Cohen

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Dean’s Date

The Great Paper Race On Tuesday, January 17, four writers were given a seemingly impossible task: write a paper on…

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I Hereby Resign as a Planeeter

Hi, everyone. Heart here. Lately, I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've realized that my time as a…

By
Rigo

The Invention of the Iron Maiden

Duke: This had better be good. I was elbow deep in concubines. Blacksmith: I believe the expression is “knee deep”.…

By
Dennard Dayle

A Christmas Carrel

"Spirit,'' said Malkiel, with an interest she had never felt before, "tell me if Tiny Tim will get into grad…

By
Steven Liss

Dildo Sale

I can’t wait for the next dildo sale! Normally, I buy about 3-4 new dildos per trip to the dildo…

By
Brian Edwards

Four Dreams The Author’s Friends Insisted On Telling Him About

Well, so get this. I was in this paintball game, right? And the teams were me and Julianne Moore against…

By
Alex Moss

The Journal of William Gates, the Internet Explorer

In 1804, President Thomas Jefferson charged Meriwether Lewis and William Gates with exploring and mapping the territory acquired in the…

By
Jim Valcourt

The Birth of Keystone Lite

In the beginning, God created beer.  It mostly went downhill from there. Soon after He created beer, God became bored…

By
Jim Valcourt