Men
Listen, I’m a man. It seems like you can’t throw a spear in this town without alerting the authorities or hitting an op-ed about how little free time the average Princeton student has – you’re all too busy playing on…
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Old Man Lurer Had Audacity to be Old, Unattractive
It has been two weeks since Tony Kadyhrob was spotted in the Borough of Princeton, but the aftereffects linger. Kadyhrob, 68, a noted lurer, had been luring his way up and down Western New Jersey in his bitching maroon Yaris…
Presenting: 10 Scurrilous Rumors!
Ann Coulter is afraid of hats, and because of this has never worn one. James Franco once befriended a middle-aged con man drifter from Kansas City with a heart as gold as two of his front teeth. Franco personally baptized…
LeBron Abandons Pretense, Gets ‘Fuck You Ohio’ Tattoo
The sentiment out of Miami today was surprise, as Lebron James just went ahead and did it during a press conference, finally revealing the “Fuck You Ohio” tattoo on his chest that we all knew was there. He immediately went…
Warner Bros Releases NolanVision
“Unbelievable,” said Jared Hamburger, stumbling out into the night after a showing of Eat Pray Love, the debut of NolanVision in New York City this past weekend. “Does God exist? Does love exist?” he asked, staring directly through me into…