On Having Finals After Break
To having finals after break I’d favor burning at the stake. At least the fire wouldn’t take as long as death by Monster shake. At MIT, they may play Quake and Brown kids may puff joints and bake but Tigers…
Category Fiction/Poetry
Fiction, poetry, prose, and other writing from the staff and contributors of Tiger.
The Tiger’s Hymn
The Schools You Could Have Gone To (or, There’s Nothing Wrong With Ending a Title in a Preposition) You could have gone to Harvard And been a Crimson man. But what the fuck’s a Crimson I’ll never understand. “I went…
‘Twas the Night Post-Commencement
‘Twas the night post-commencement When all through my head Not a thought there was stirring But fear, doubt, and dread. My parents paid dearly, Got bills upon bills. But what am I left with? No practical skills. All my work…
Resume
Me School Address me@princeton.edu Permanent Address 1337 Frist…
A Tragic Rejection
HEY GIRL YOU REMIND ME OF MY GRANDPA I MEAN YOU’RE NICE YOU’RE NOT OLD ALSO I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE A PENIS FUCK CAN WE START OVER? HEY GIRL GOING TO THE FRESHMAN FORMAL? I HEAR IT’S PRETTY FANCY COLONIAL HAS SOME…