Fiction/Poetry
On Having Finals After Break
To having finals after break I'd favor burning at the stake. At least the fire wouldn't take as long as death by Monster shake. At MIT, they may play Quake…
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Lasted Fiction/Poetry
Shakespeare Love Quotes, Translated
Quote: "Love sought is good, but given unsought is better." Translation: Spontaneous “I love you” texts really go a long way.…
Love and lust in the bubble: My Desdemona
As Frost once wrote, "at last came a knock." You appeared at my door, hair golden in the phosphorescent glow…
The Tiger’s Hymn
The Schools You Could Have Gone To (or, There’s Nothing Wrong With Ending a Title in a Preposition) You could…
‘Twas the Night Post-Commencement
‘Twas the night post-commencement When all through my head Not a thought there was stirring But fear, doubt, and dread.…
Resume
Me School Address …
A Tragic Rejection
HEY GIRL YOU REMIND ME OF MY GRANDPA I MEAN YOU’RE NICE YOU’RE NOT OLD ALSO I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE…
What Is Best In Life?
Bill Murray riding Bruce Willis down a sand dune on Mars bro carrying a handful of police badges drenched in…
Faust
Princeton’s Faust: An Adaptation of Wolfgang von Goethe’s Faust By: Stephen Stolzenberg PART I Cast: Mephistopheles (the Devil) God (The…