Fiction/Poetry
On Having Finals After Break
To having finals after break I'd favor burning at the stake. At least the fire wouldn't take as long as death by Monster shake. At MIT, they may play Quake…
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The Sixth Day
The Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into him the breath of life,…
Amazon’s Alexa™
The couple arrive home. She puts down her bag, he throws the car keys onto the counter. The Amazon Alexa™…
Incredible! Follow These 5 Tips for a Revolutionary Relationship!
Fellow Countrymen, As General Washington’s troops press on towards Yorktown, King George’s tyranny grows less certain every day. Yet, it…
How We Met
Three women share the rom-com worthy details of how they met their significant others. CYNTHIA Mark and I met at…
Extraterrestrial Contact
After yet another failed relationship, I knew that I needed to make a change in my life. I determined the…
Songs the Beach Boys Would Have Sung If They Were A Christian Rock Group
• “Baptized by Breakers” • “Jesus is the Only Surfboard I Need” • “The 11th Commandment: Stay Salty” • “God…
A Father from the 1950’s Trying to Explain Sex to His Son
Lights up on DAD. SON enters. DAD: Gosh, you really razzed my berries sneaking up on me like that. Whatcha you doing…
Porphyria’s Hookup
The rain set early in to-night, The sullen wind was soon awake, It tore past Elm Drive pre-game lights, And…