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Several Tigertones Hospitalized After Drive-by Serenade
In what many students are already calling this year’s most shocking incident of organized rhyme, three members of the Princeton Tigertones were hospitalized Thursday morning after being serenaded and shot…
Student Wins Precept
When asked for general thoughts on the book his professor wrote, a student posed a question so intellectual, thought-provoking and unquestionably correct that his professor, Bernard Kensington, was unable to…
5 Ways to Spice Up Your Academic Life
Already tired of studying for your classes? Looking for that extra OOMPH in the library? We here at the Tiger get it: it’s past the free Add/Drop period, and the…
An Open Letter to the Princeton A Cappella Community
I auditioned for every single a cappella group that Princeton has to offer: The Tigertones, The Roaring Twenties, The Nassoons, The Tiger Lilies… all of them, but not one of…
President Issues Executive Order to Intervene in Syrian Studies Department
After more than two years of hesitation and inaction regarding the crisis in the Syrian Studies department, President Eisgruber announced at a press conference Tuesday morning the university’s decision to…
President Eisgruber Steps Down, Cites Three-Year Affair with David Petraeus
In a move that has shaken the Princeton community to its very core, President Christopher L. Eisgruber resigned from his position Monday morning, revealing a “passionate, tragic” affair between himself…
Obama and Iran’s President Speak by Phone, Begin Texting
Mere days after Friday’s momentous disclosure that the presidents of the United States and Iran had talked on the phone for the first time in decades, a giddy President Obama…
Presidential Initiation Investigated for Hazing
Being the President of Princeton University has its responsibilities. Controlling the direction of the nation’s most prestigious research institution, managing the affairs of one of the most intelligent faculty bodies…
The True Founding of Forbes
Being in Forbes can be a bit of a disappointment for those first-year students who dreamt of living at the heart of their school, but according to recent research, there…
College Confidential Guide to Dating at Princeton
Dating can be stressful. The pressure to have a date as you go to a senseless, drunken orgy of a party is only increasing with time. But don’t fret, because…
Nassau Hall is Not a Dungeon
Occasionally through the course of your years at Princeton, you will see friends come and go, disappearing to reappear a year, two years, later. This is because they are simply…
How to Succeed in Precept (Without Really Trying)
Woodrow Wilson’s little-known fifteenth point was “there should be precepts,” and today he is remembered more for his dedication to the idea of student discussions than for his fervent anti-Semitism.…
Dorm Party Do’s and Don’ts
School’s back in session. Time to wipe off that intern-sweat and shiv your boredom with the cool dagger of excessive drinking.
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Hookup Horticulture
You've heard a lot of exciting stuff about the Hookup Culture here in the realm of tertiary education. You're trying to get in on that, but how? You know you…
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