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Clumsy, Bumbling Green Beret Squad Stabilizes Middle East
After a wholly improbable sequence of events, the uncoordinated, ham-fisted Green Berets of ODA 5327 somehow managed to bring stability and order to the entire Middle East, learning a valuable…
Green Is Good
Seattle, WA. 11:25 am. The trendy green products markets open at 11:30. It’s game time.
Is Your Teen Doing “Weed?”
Has your child been acting strangely in recent years? Odds are, they are using illegal drugs to become "high." Be on the lookout for the following telltale signs.
Eco-Friendly Alternatives to Children
When deciding whether or not to have a baby, it’s important to consider that human beings are the environment’s greatest threat. Every exhalation is a bullet in the wheel of…
Campus Safety Alert
This is NOT a test. Because of an anticipated surplus of alcohol in the Princeton University Public Safety staff lounge, students and faculty are advised to come down-campus and help…
Green Eggs and Daaaaaamn
I do not like Green Eggs, but damn...
The Most Sustainable Excerpts from 50 Shades of Green
Right now, the only thing hotter than global warming is this steamy new romp from G.W. Jameson. The novel, printed on mostly recycled material, follows the passionate commitment to helping…
Rejected Crayon Colors
Gangreen Agent Orange Princeton Orange You Glad You Didn't Go To Harvard Unhealthily Tan Uncle Looks Like Black But Draws Purple In The Navy The Handcuffs They Put On Daddy…
Suburban Teenager Lives Sustainably by Purchasing Reuseable Coffee Mug
After reading an article on the detrimental effects of pollution on South American rainforests, Stacy Clark, 19, was inspired to reduce her carbon footprint and purchased a reusable coffee mug…
T.I. Petitions U.S. Government for Direct Connection to Keystone Pipeline
In a meeting last week with members of the House Subcommittee on Pipe and Line Related Matters, Tiger Inn officers petitioned for government funding of an extension to the Keystone…
Heated Marijuana Debate Continues
Heated debate regarding the legalization of marijuana has reached a boiling point across the Internet, with thousands of users all vigorously spouting the exact same opinion.
My Juice Cleanse, Day 40
40 days ago, I started a quest to purify my body and soul via liquefied kale, and I’d love to share my thoughts on how it’s going with you guys!…
Spires and Gargoyles – April 2014
Welcome back from Spring Break! With any luck, you spent your entire break on a remote, tropical island and were not stuck in time, trapped in a ululating hellscape woven…
The Princeton Admissions Officer Drinking Game
As Princeton officials filtered through these files, faced with life-altering decisions—the future of so many kids at the mercy of their best judgment—they played a drinking game.
Arts & Transit & DRUGS Neighborhood??
The University claims that construction on the southwest side of campus is for a new “Arts & Transit Neighborhood,” to be completed by 2017. But by every indication of the…
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