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Third Party Candidates
For the first time, the majority of the current student body will be able to vote in the upcoming election cycle, and what a circus of an election cycle it’s been.…
New Movies Inspired By Independence Day
In light of the modest financial success of the recently-released Independence Day: Resurgence, producers have started to mine less-popular holidays for new blockbusters. We here at Tiger Mag have used…
Total Loser Freshman Not Yet Found His Place on Campus
University administrators were shocked to learn Tuesday, that piece-of-shit freshman Jeremy Barton had not yet managed to find his own unique niche in Princeton campus life despite having been here…
All Jokes Aside, I’m Going to Need to See Some I.D. (by Officer Carlson)
Look, I get it. You were out looking for a couple of laughs. Probably expected to have yourself a downright hilarious time. I bet you thought you could read a…
An Honor Code Conspiracy Theory
A warm welcome to our new students. For many of you, this is a time of transition, and I’m sure you’ve been bombarded by a whole lot of new information.…
Don’t Rent Out Your Roommate’s Bed on AirBnB
September is here, which means that thousands of college freshmen across the country will be moving into their homes for the next four years. It’s an exciting time: you’ll likely…
I Have Been Really Loving All The Politics Recently
Wow, this election season sure is crazy, huh? I don’t normally get that into politics, (it’s usually so dull and boring) but this presidential race has been the most exciting…
11 Honor Code Hacks Your Professors Don’t Want You To Know
Now some of you may have heard of Princeton’s stringent honor code, perhaps even heard horror stories of what has happened to its victims. Well, not to worry! We at the…
10 Awesome Things to 3D Print at Princeton, But To Be Fair, A Lot Of Them Are Keychains
3D printing is, without a doubt, one of the most exciting developments in modern technology. If you’re a Princeton student eager to try out this incredible new form of synthetic manufacturing,…
Hazards and Hazing: Get Ready to Have Your Ass Kicked
Freshman year is always stressful. You’re struggling to find new friends, you’re scared of your professors, and you don’t know what the fuck Vineyard Vines is and you’re afraid to…
Advice for Incoming Freshmen
You’re just a freshman, so it’s totally fine if you don’t know your major yet. That said, you should know my major. It’s Classics. A few years ago, some rowdy…
How Advertising is Destroying the Freedom of the Press [Sponsored Content]
If Generation X was the Pepsi Generation, then Millennials are the Consumer Generation. In a world where young people primarily exist in online space, targeted ads are having a greater…
Student Accepts Finance Internship, Sells Soul to Satan
Princeton sophomore Lydia Emerson was just about to give up any hope of finding a summer internship when she got the glorious news: she had been selected for a highly…
Ted Cruz Fails Turing Test
After conducting several laboratory experiments and carefully analyzing sound bites from debates, speeches, and advertisements, a highly trained team of computer scientists at the University of Chicago concluded earlier this…
How to Fix a Bad Dorm
Here is how to turn a bad dorm into a good dorm: Make the Room Come Alive: A dead room is unwelcoming. Find potted plants and place them on the…
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