Tag: The Secret Issue
All-Nighter Liveblog
Looks like I’ve put off my philosophy paper until the last minute! It’s on Kant… as in I…
An Inside Look at Whig-Clio Hazing
We showed up to Whig Hall with cat food, hot sauce, liquor, gold fish, copies of the Declaration…
The Heir of Whitman Returns
Shortly after the most recent case of meningitis was reported on campus, University Spokesperson Martin Mbugua confirmed that…
Woman Can’t
After being confronted with an article from a media aggregator which she saw on the social media page…
Spires and Gargoyles – December 2013
Yesterday, I went to the office of President Eisgruber to request he accept my resignation from the position…
US Government Institutes “Big Brother” Program
The Administration for Children and Families announced plans this week to implement a new nation-wide mentorship program for…
Ivy Cocktail Night Secret Shopping List
A drink is only as good as its ingredients. Accept no substitutes, except in Autumn, when pumpkin spice…
Eisgruber’s Presidency as told by his Bing® Search History
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Student Regrets Not Spending More Time Studying Alone
A local student reports that if he could change one aspect of his college experience, it would be…
Free & For Sale
FOR SALE 460 ft of Dinky track A night with John Nash President Eisgruber’s throne 1,000 Cap passes…