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Hero’s Journey: My Road to Greatness
Midterm elections were last week, and as every one knows, the greatest politicians are forged in in the trials of…
Things That Are President Obama’s Fault
Recently, a number of public figures blamed the outbreak of Ebola in West Africa on President Obama. Here's a list…
Class Council Campaign Promises
Free townies, rain means class is optional, and residential college graveyards.
Who Said It: Eisgruber or Pinochet?
Can you figure out which quotes are from Princeton University President Christopher L. Eisgruber and which are from Brutal Chilean…
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
For too long the DAILY PRINCETONIAN has LIED to HARD-WORKING AMERICANS of this University, taking orders directly from the corporate…
An Inside Look at Whig-Clio Hazing
We showed up to Whig Hall with cat food, hot sauce, liquor, gold fish, copies of the Declaration of Independence…
US Government Institutes “Big Brother” Program
The Administration for Children and Families announced plans this week to implement a new nation-wide mentorship program for underprivileged youth…
President Issues Executive Order to Intervene in Syrian Studies Department
After more than two years of hesitation and inaction regarding the crisis in the Syrian Studies department, President Eisgruber announced…