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Category Politics
Insightful political reporting and commentary from the staff of the Tiger.
Catastrophe at the White House: A Playful Tick Brings in the Bomb Squad
Catastrophe struck last night on National Cancer Appreciation Day when, what began as a lighthearted play-date for Malia and Sasha with a herd of cancer kids, turned into a misunderstanding that made Romeo’s suicide look like the awkwardness that ensues…
Breaking News: Obama Abdicates To Bill Clinton
In a jaw-dropping turn of events at yesterday’s State of the Union Address, President Barack Obama announced that he was resigning the presidency, effective immediately, and turning all presidential duties and responsibilities over to former President Bill Clinton. Reportedly no…
Hezbollah Lego League Under Fire
This is Darby Billington reporting from Hezbollah’s 3rd Annual Lego League Championship here in Beirut. And let me tell you John, outrage is afoot.
21 Questions with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Name: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Occupation: Goat-fucker Hometown: Aradan, Iran In one sentence, what do you actually do all day? Mostly, fucking goats, but when I’m not fucking goats I’m thinking about the next goat I’m going to fuck. I’m going to…