The Last Hours of Osama’s Twitter Feed
Apparently bin Laden was quite the active Twitter user before his death. "@osamaWINladen - how many infidels do I have to kill to get some mayo around here?"
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Things Found in Bin Laden’s Mansion
Your car keys DVD of Ankles of Tehran IV: These IslamaBad Girls Have BaghDaddy Issues The last horcrux Jimmy Hoffa’s body Tupac, who was also shot, but survived Seasons 2-5 of prophetic police procedural, “The Funda-mentalist” The napkin I wrote my number…
Gaddafi Rises to New Standard of Crazy
Secretary of State Hilary Clinton issued an official notice of thanks to embattled Libyan president Muammar Gaddafi today as part of a landmark new package called the Old World Doctrine. Mrs. Clinton extended the appreciation to the dictator for reminding…
Breaking News: Obama Attempts To Cover Up the Fact That He’s Transparent
In a shocking story from the White House, it appears that President Obama has been hiding a secret so scandalous that it is only now, over two years into his presidency, that it has finally come to light—Obama is, in…
Republicans’ Pledge to America: Translation from Politicianese to Real-World English
The Democrats are evil and will devour your souls. The American people, meaning Republicans because only Republicans are real Americans, do not support a Democratic government. We Americans wrote this pledge to state this because we did not think it…