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A Beautiful Mind: A Ted Cruz Story
The year is 1988. A cramped double in 1937 Hall. Half of the room looks like pretty standard college dorm…
Grand Jury Hung on Shoplifter’s Indictment, Grandiose Jury to Intervene
After a Rhode Island Grand Jury was unable to decide whether to indict Peter Hamiss, 22, on charges of shoplifting, the state called…
Illuminati Application Tips
So you’ve graduated from an elite university, been part of a few secret societies, burnt a few rival mascots in…
Yet Another Donald Trump Quiz!
You’ve seen them all. “Quiz: Did Donald Trump say this Outrageous quote or no?” (Washington Post) “Trump or Colbert” (US…
Republican Candidates Propose New Birth Control Bill
Although the seventeen Republican candidates currently running for President cannot even agree to all be Republicans, the GOP’ers are unanimous…
Robert George Has Fucking Crazy Newman’s Day
Shortly after waking up in a garbage can behind Frist Food Gallery on Saturday night, Robert P. George, the McCormick…
University Affirms It’s In Favor of the Rest of the Constitution, Too
After issuing a vague statement passionately insisting that they support the First Amendment, which, presumably, they already did, Princeton’s faculty announced…
What Does “Bike Reform” Actually Mean?
The campus debate on bike reform has reached a fever pitch, but one question remains: what is bike reform?