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What is Barack Obama Going to Do Now?
Try out bangs Demonstrate exercise equipment in late-night infomercials  Finally let out that fart he's been holding in for…
Americans Can’t Seem to Agree On Anything Other Than The Clear Superiority Of My Basketball Skills
In This Polarized Political Climate, Americans Can’t Seem to Agree On Anything Other Than The Clear Superiority Of My Basketball…
Deadlocked: With No Ninth Justice, The Supreme Court Has Been Unable to Cast The Government’s Upcoming Production of “Guys and Dolls”
Well, this isn’t good. Remember when Republicans in Congress refused to confirm President Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the…
A Note About Selfies from Hillary Clinton
Hello, citizens of Trump’s America. It is I, Hillary Clinton, the person you wish you had elected president. These past…
Third Party Candidates
For the first time, the majority of the current student body will be able to vote in the upcoming election cycle,…
I Have Been Really Loving All The Politics Recently
Wow, this election season sure is crazy, huh? I don’t normally get that into politics, (it’s usually so dull and…
Ted Cruz Fails Turing Test
After conducting several laboratory experiments and carefully analyzing sound bites from debates, speeches, and advertisements, a highly trained team of…