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Riddle Me This, Feminists: What Walks on Four Legs in the Morning, Two Legs in the Afternoon, and Three Legs at Night?
As you know, America’s men are under attack these days by the constant barrage of anti-male propaganda known as feminism.…
Outed Campus Bestiality Enthusiast: “I apologize for my sick fantasies, and just for the record, I was never in College Republicans”
First and foremost, I would like to apologize to pet owners around the Princeton area for what I have done…
Opinion: A Repudiation of Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban, Completely Unrelated to the Fact That I May Have Left My Computer Charger in Iran
I firmly oppose the President’s decision to bar Muslims from the US: the executive order violates human rights, divides the…
The Best Days in American History
America is a great place. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. But these days, you can’t talk…
How To Write a Political Cartoon
Well, hey there, palerinos, are you boys and girls excited to learn how to draw the fuck out of some…
Changes Trump Has Made to the White House
President Trump has made quite a few changes to the White House to bring it up to his standards. Through…
New Evidence Suggests The Native Americans Had Dibs
WASHINGTON—Leading historians from the Smithsonian Institute revealed Tuesday that new evidence has emerged suggesting that the Native Americans had previously…