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Groundbreaking Judicial Opinion: Congress “Pansies” On Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

In a landmark judicial opinion, several district judges yesterday proclaimed that "Judges rule, politicians drool." District Judge Ronald Leighton, writing…

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Joseph Labatt

Dean Malkiel to Cap Supreme Court At 35% Princetonians

PRINCETON, NJ  Nancy Weiss Malkiel, Dean of the College at Princeton University, has expressed concern over Elena Kegan’s recent nomination…

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Steven Liss

French Aristocracy Stages Post-emptive Strike on Bourgeoisie

In what international commentators are describing as “petty,” “uncalled-for,” and “I don’t even… come on, man,” a remnant of French nobility staged…

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penalver

Panic, as Joe Biden Finds Chocolate in White House Kitchen

An alarm was raised in the White House yesterday when it was discovered that Vice President Joe Biden had ingested…

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Nicholas Elan

Probable Conversations Between High Ranking Government Officials On Contemporary Issues Of Importance

Man, everything is just awesome when you are the government.

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Dan Abromowitz

One Hundred Lies About Barack Obama

#55: While a state legislator, Barack Obama spearheaded a short-lived effort to make the Illinois state bird The Eagles. #56:…

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Dan Abromowitz

Kanye West Hired by United Nations as Official Speech Timekeeper

Moon and other UN officials have decided that they would give Kanye West the responsibility of stopping world leaders when…

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Rigo

Obama Wins Peace Prize

The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Barack Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and"…

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Jim Valcourt