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Excuses For Your Busted Bracket
As the Round of Fleeting Hope slides into the Bittersweet Sixteen, you will need a way to recoup self-esteem and…
Space Dating
Are you single? More importantly, are you desperate? Finally, do you want to cross the border between planets and species…
How 2 Get Laid
Listen. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of a thousand lonely women. That’s the sound of failure. Fortunately, I’m…
Direct Intercourse With Dick Inman
Dear Dick, My boyfriend is great. We’ve been seeing each other for 2 years now. He’s sweet, thoughtful, and funny,…
Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
What Your Girlfriend Wants 50 Shades of Black: the more hardcore sequel to 50 Shades of Gray. “Have you running…
Real Pickup Lines
Want to cleave her loins, but worry she's on the lookout for canned phrases that might give away your singleminded…
How To Be Sex Positive
Throwing an event? Put out a condom bowl, or put condoms in gift bags! Put condoms in the food and…