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A Letter to Eisgruber: Eisgruber’s Response

Yesterday, our Chairman sent this e-mail to President Eisgruber.  Much to our surprise, he soon replied. -------------------------------------------- Dear Timothy, Thank you for these extremely delinquent congratulations.  As you might imagine,…

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Hazards and Hazing: Get Ready to Have Your Ass Kicked

Freshman year is always stressful. You’re struggling to find new friends, you’re scared of your professors, and you don’t know…

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Advice for Incoming Freshmen

You’re just a freshman, so it’s totally fine if you don’t know your major yet. That said, you should know…

How Advertising is Destroying the Freedom of the Press [Sponsored Content]

If Generation X was the Pepsi Generation, then Millennials are the Consumer Generation. In a world where young people primarily…

How to Fix a Bad Dorm

Here is how to turn a bad dorm into a good dorm: Make the Room Come Alive: A dead room…

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Girl Kiss Academy: Strategy Guide

1. (click on door) Enter Girl Kiss Academy, Oh no, Principal Kiko is there! 2. (click) “Sorry I am late,…

Making My Dream Come True: A Letter from the Fan Who Married Harry Styles

Dear fans everywhere, Ever since I first heard His glorious voice and saw his luscious locks, I knew that one day…

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7 Creative Ways to Use Those Babies That Have Been Lying around Your House

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and that means it’s almost time for romantic candlelit dinners, candy hearts, and, of course,…

First Date Tips

Mark your forehead with a large “X” so your date can tell you from your evil twin Offer her your…