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Community Events This Month
Dec 16-17: Jingle and Mingle: Join Holly Parsons of WB4-North for the Annual “Jingle and Mingle.” Semi-formal dress encouraged. Cocktails…
A Boy Asks His Physics Teacher a Hard Question
Class is ending. BOY approaches TEACHER. BOY: Hey, Mr. Rothstein? I’ve got kind of a hard question. TEACHER: What is it,…
Things We’d Like to See in a Perfect Parallel Universe
No necks No one has a chin but me. What if, instead of having a regular mouth, like, we had…
Songs the Beach Boys Would Have Sung If They Were A Christian Rock Group
• “Baptized by Breakers” • “Jesus is the Only Surfboard I Need” • “The 11th Commandment: Stay Salty” • “God…
A Father from the 1950’s Trying to Explain Sex to His Son
Lights up on DAD. SON enters. DAD: Gosh, you really razzed my berries sneaking up on me like that. Whatcha you doing…
Relationship Dos and Don’ts From a Dog
Do Share your treats Wag your tail when you see your significant other Compliment their fur Sniff their butt Stay…
10 Things I Hate About You
Your tentacles The way you say “library” How much you like kale The suction cup marks on my lower back How…