Songs for Seduction
Ladies, are you tired of being alone? Men, are you tired of looking in the mirror and seeing a sissy boy when you know you could be a manly man who spends his afternoons lip deep in woman face? Well worry…
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10 Places You Need to See Before You Die
The Bahamas Enjoy the exotic beaches and friendly island culture on some of the most beautiful Caribbean islands. Cable Beach Spend a relaxing day on the beach and maybe even see a dolphin or two! Sunrise Beach Club Dance the…
The Princeton Bucket List
As you sit in the chapel for Opening Exercises, Princeton feels like it will last forever. But time flies when you’re drunk this frequently, and your time at Princeton will seem like it’s over faster than a sixth grade relationship.…
The 20 Worst Band Names
I Wish You Could Be More Like Your Brother It Doesn’t Need Stitches Turkmenistan You’re Not Responsible Enough for a Dog, Bart Bake for 14-16 Minutes or Until Golden Brown eisgruber@princeton.edu Please Stop, You’re Hurting Me Parent-Teacher Conference Kale You’re…
Rejected Crayon Colors
Gangreen Agent Orange Princeton Orange You Glad You Didn’t Go To Harvard Unhealthily Tan Uncle Looks Like Black But Draws Purple In The Navy The Handcuffs They Put On Daddy Silver Bad At Laundry White-Pink Grandpa’s Lips Peach Unspecified War…