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TIGER Magazine Reunion this Saturday, May 21
We will be back to having our annual Tiger Magazine brunch on Saturday 5/21 from…
Oh, The Tragic Misfortune of Being a Well-Meaning Butler
My name is Robert Bernard. Like my father, and the 5 generations preceding him, I…
Untitled Potato Novel
for Veronica Geng. “I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance,…
Centrist Pilot Torn Between Landing Plane Safely or Crashing, Killing Everyone Onboard
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10 Places the University Could’ve Put the Extra Freshmen
As many of our readers may know, Princeton University over-enrolled in the freshman class and is scrambling to find places…
Romney Surges in Israeli Polls After Visit
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney’s European tour concluded on a high note Tuesday, as a new Rasmussen poll showed the Republican…
Romney Chooses Barack Obama as Running Mate in Appeal to Independents, African-Americans
In a shocking turn of events, a source with intimate knowledge of the decision tells The Princeton Tiger that Mitt…
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The following is sponsored content from Princeton University.Hello Princeton!As our budget continues to be squeezed by inflation, the new construction, and our inability to find anyone to put their name…
Netflix and Chill Advice
Hello new Princeton frosh,Many of you have entered the Princeton community with "valedictorian" as your surname. Even if not, you were still amongst the smartest students in your high school,…
Bottom Shelf, Top Quality
*Must be 21 or older to read.Do you know how hard it is to get drunk off eating club beer? First of all it tastes like water ... if it…
EVERY FRESHMAN Everyone You Know Went to the Most Lit and Off the Chain Freshman Orientation Dorm Party Last Night
Last night, every single person you met during Freshman orientation flocked to Room112 of Little Hall for the (gathering 2 x??) gathering of the ages. What started asa spontaneous gathering…
Dear fellow Ponspiracists (Princeton conspiracy theorists)
Many of us have been looking past a truth that stares us in the face. It stares at us as we walk across campus in the morning and the evenings,…
FROSH Bucket List
1. Pick a fight with roommates in the quad group chat before you move in.2. Get McCoshed or rushed to Penn Med during Frosh Week.3. Throw an apple at the…
New Romantic Orientation Day Added
By popular demand, Princeton has added an entire day to the class of 2026's freshman orientation on romantic do's and don'ts at the University. Tips shared with the frosh included…
Dear Princeton community,
I am writing here today to express the story of my life and the changes needed to make for a healthier environment for all that live on the Princeton campus.…
Princeton Builds Destruction
President Christopher Eisgruber '83 announced on Monday that, to make room for an entirely new design, the entirety of Princeton's campus will be redacted. "When we started hurling our balls…
Dear Class of 2026: See You in Hell
Dear Class of 2026,I hope this message finds you well. Haha, just kidding — I stopped believing in hope a long, long time ago.Anyways, I wanted to check in with…
Awful Things I Heard in a Starbucks
Theater kid in the booth behind me: "I collect voice parts like Pokemon cards."Guy leaving the store: "I'm not a big coffee guy, I just like their restrooms — reminds…
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