Tag: valentine’s day 2013
A Letter to the Rando Who Just Friend Requested Me
Dear Stephanie King, Thank you for your friend request! You seem like a very nice girl. But, maybe…
Shakespeare Love Quotes, Translated
Quote: "Love sought is good, but given unsought is better." Translation: Spontaneous “I love you” texts really go a…
Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
What Your Girlfriend Wants 50 Shades of Black: the more hardcore sequel to 50 Shades of Gray. “Have…
Love Is…
Love is a Battlefield episode, specifically "Scandinavia: The Forgotten Front," that you watched in precept with her. Love…
Real Pickup Lines
Want to cleave her loins, but worry she's on the lookout for canned phrases that might give away…
Love and lust in the bubble: My Desdemona
As Frost once wrote, "at last came a knock." You appeared at my door, hair golden in the…
How To Be Sex Positive
Throwing an event? Put out a condom bowl, or put condoms in gift bags! Put condoms in the…
PRESS RELEASE: Hardee’s Introduces New Fuckburger
THE SOUTH — In keeping with the Hardee’s tradition of providing all-American, grass-fed meat to all-American, grass-fed men…
Manti Te’o’s REVISED Tips For A Lasting Relationship With The Girl Of Your Dreams
1. Branch Out Don’t limit yourself to meeting people in real physical locations, or even on internet dating…
Princeton Approves Orgy on Cannon Green
Less than a week after Harvard officially recognized Harvard College Munch, a student group devoted to kinky sex,…