Tag: Princeton
22 Rejected Thesis Titles
Making Melanoma: Titration of the Dose of Zinc-based UV-ray Blocking Products to Produce the Optimal Skin Pigmentation in…
5 Tips On Selling Princeton to Admitted Students
There are only a few days left until the pre-frosh are required to commit to one school or…
Old Man Lurer Had Audacity to be Old, Unattractive
It has been two weeks since Tony Kadyhrob was spotted in the Borough of Princeton, but the aftereffects…
Princeton University Reverses Controversial Policy
After several years of experimentation, Princeton University announced a plan to remove a generally-disliked policy and revert to…
“Tiger Mother” Confirms: Raise Your Kids to Attend Princeton
The media has been abuzz in recent weeks about Yale Professor of Law Amy Chua’s new book, Battle…
A Petrarchan Sonnet for Dean’s Date
How soon, so soon! our finals week arrives! It drives the best of us up to the brink…
Princeton Looks into More Efficient Heating Solution than Elves with Hammers
In response to accusations of wasteful energy use in regard to its dormitory heating systems, administrators at Princeton…
Arch Sing Accidentally Scheduled in Holland Tunnel
A travesty occurred late Thursday night when a Nassoons performance in New York City was accidently scheduled in…
The Princeton Badass
Jim got up from the table and left his group of visibly less cool friends behind. He carried…
Ralph Nader ‘55 to Run for Freshman Class President
BREAKING NEWS: Perennial candidate Ralph Nader has reportedly just filed paperwork to run for freshman class president. “Normally…
Welcome to Princeton
Welcome to Princeton, from your friends at The Princeton Tiger and the USG! Do you like funny things?…
Dean Malkiel to Cap Supreme Court At 35% Princetonians
PRINCETON, NJ Nancy Weiss Malkiel, Dean of the College at Princeton University, has expressed concern over Elena Kegan’s…