Tag: Princeton
Scalia Writes “Rights” on a Piece of Paper, Pisses on It
Associate Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia makes some controversial remarks at Princeton.
Fire Safety to Administer Literal Fire Drills Tuesday
In a follow-up to their Thursday email regarding the upcoming fire drills, Housing Operations announced today that they…
University Raises Sushi Prices Yet Again, Resulting in Mass Student Outrage and Chaos
Not long after lowering sushi prices after student discontent, Princeton University was forced to raise sushi prices yet…
The Tiger’s Hymn
The Schools You Could Have Gone To (or, There’s Nothing Wrong With Ending a Title in a Preposition)…
‘Twas the Night Post-Commencement
‘Twas the night post-commencement When all through my head Not a thought there was stirring But fear, doubt,…
“Through Prefrosh Eyes”
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Sleeping Positions: A Clinical Study
An intensive study performed through Dean's Date and finals period has culminated in the following psychological profile of…
Faust
Princeton’s Faust: An Adaptation of Wolfgang von Goethe’s Faust By: Stephen Stolzenberg  PART I Cast: Mephistopheles (the Devil)…
The 7 People You Will Meet Your Freshman Year
The Kid Who’s Just Really Excited to Be Here This is the kid whose wardrobe is comprised of…
LikeaLittle Posts that Made Me Swoon
9:23 pm- At Dillon: Female, Blonde I am a hideous wretch who has no hope at improving my…
Princeton Defeats Harvard in Animal Abuse Match
In addition to football’s three-point victory over Columbia last week, Princeton managed to eke out another win against…