Tag: MWG16
A Beautiful Mind: A Ted Cruz Story
The year is 1988. A cramped double in 1937 Hall. Half of the room looks like pretty standard…
The Kama Sutra of Extremely Average Sex
The “Tripping While Removing Your Pants” The lover removes their leg garments, stumbling slightly in the process. If…
The Tiger Guide to Ivy League Winter Fashion
Looking for the hottest styles to wear during the cold months ahead? Look no further.
Alternative Dating Apps
Not having any luck on Tinder, Grindr, or OKCupid? Sick of meeting people over Craigslist and repeatedly getting kidnapped?…
How to Get a Sweet Ride
Razor Scooter Razor scooters are dope as heck. Will Krantz’s mom let him get one last Christmas and…
A Guide to Princeton Precept Etiquette
As you begin your first semester here at Princeton, you’ll be introduced to a type of class known…
Is Your Teen Doing “Weed?”
Has your child been acting strangely in recent years? Odds are, they are using illegal drugs to become…
The Most Sustainable Excerpts from 50 Shades of Green
Right now, the only thing hotter than global warming is this steamy new romp from G.W. Jameson. The…
My Juice Cleanse, Day 40
40 days ago, I started a quest to purify my body and soul via liquefied kale, and I’d…
All-Nighter Liveblog
Looks like I’ve put off my philosophy paper until the last minute! It’s on Kant… as in I…
US Government Institutes “Big Brother” Program
The Administration for Children and Families announced plans this week to implement a new nation-wide mentorship program for…
Student Regrets Not Spending More Time Studying Alone
A local student reports that if he could change one aspect of his college experience, it would be…