Tag: Forbes
Arts & Transit & DRUGS Neighborhood??
The University claims that construction on the southwest side of campus is for a new “Arts & Transit…
Failed U-Store Items
ITEM                                                     REASON FOR FAILURE Dunce Caps                                    caused death at fraternity ‘head-jousting’ tournament Cereal                                               out-competed by Frosted Flakes Dildos                                               …
10 Places the University Could’ve Put the Extra Freshmen
As many of our readers may know, Princeton University over-enrolled in the freshman class and is scrambling to…
Freshman Lost During Outdoor Action Returns
In what students are calling a miracle of human endurance, the freshman Greg Shifter has finally returned to…
Reading Week Leaves Dozens of Forbesians with Crippling Muscle Atrophy
The malaise of Reading Week and Finals this past January at Princeton University has exacted even greater of…
Forbes College: Why Is It Really So Far Away?
Throughout the years there have been only been a handful of questions, such as “When are the Asian…