Tag: AKS15
Letter from the Editor-in-Chief: Reflections on Four Years of Failure
I HAVE FAILED THIS INSTITUTION. I have spent four years as part of The Princeton Tiger, the campus’…
Porphyria’s Hookup
The rain set early in to-night, The sullen wind was soon awake, It tore past Elm Drive pre-game…
Blood and the Badge: An Agent Powers Story
Written by Public Safety Officer Brian Powers Agent Powers crept down the filthy hallway of the decrepit…
USG Cancels Big Sean At Lawnparties, Uses Money To Buy Corvette
Decision Blamed on "Ungrateful" Students Disappointed at what they termed a "thankless student body" after their Lawnparties announcement,…
“There Is No God”: One Man’s Quest to Win an Amazon Gift Card by Taking Psych Thesis Surveys
Four years. Four years, I have tried. Four years—four years! four years! I have tried. Four years, I…
A Valentine’s Day Sex Overload
SEX OVERLOADS. Everybody knows them. Everybody fears them. You’ll be heading to Late Meal or whatever, you know, just out and about and…
The Street From Hell
Ah, time for a good night out! You’ve pregamed nicely, your friends are going to meet you up…
Student Follows Tour Group, Discovers Princeton Is Located in Downtown Shanghai
When Angela Sherman ’16 decided to tail a group of tourists as they left the Princeton University campus,…
How the Dinky Spent Its Week Off
“This,” said Sir Topham Hatt, “is Dinky. She’s here for the week from the Orange Bubble of Princeton…
16 Incredibly Impressive People We Wish Were Princeton Students
John von Neumann:Â Yes, by age 19 he'd already published two papers in mathematics, one of which replaced Cantor's…
Grade Deflation’s End Leaves Students Looking for New Ways to Rationalize Failures
Princeton students initially greeted the news of a potential end to a decade of grade-deflation policies with celebration,…
Who Said It: Eisgruber or Pinochet?
Can you figure out which quotes are from Princeton University President Christopher L. Eisgruber and which are from…