Tag: AKS15
Clumsy, Bumbling Green Beret Squad Stabilizes Middle East
After a wholly improbable sequence of events, the uncoordinated, ham-fisted Green Berets of ODA 5327 somehow managed to…
Princeton’s Secrets Revealed
You may have been on campus for two, three, even four years by this point, but that doesn’t…
Student Becomes First to Ever Read Traffic Alert Email, Discovers Warren of Madness
Gabriella Garcia Vargas ’17 recently became the first person to read the entirety of a University “Traffic Alert”…
Grade Deflation Committee Finds Students’ Grades Still Too High, Recommends 10% A’s
The faculty committee created by University President Chris Eisgruber to assess the University’s grading policy released its findings…
Barcelona vs. Real Madrid: Your Complete UEFA Champions League Final Preview
On May 19th, FC Barcelona and Real Madrid CF will take the UEFA Champions League final, already…