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Moral Dilemmas
Some times in life we are forced to make those tough decisions, where morality is hard (if not impossible) to discern. Here are a few ethical dilemmas that will make you question your…
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TIGER Magazine Reunion this Saturday, May 21
We will be back to having our annual Tiger Magazine brunch on Saturday 5/21 from 11:00-1:00 at 48 University Place,…
Oh, The Tragic Misfortune of Being a Well-Meaning Butler
My name is Robert Bernard. Like my father, and the 5 generations preceding him, I am a butler. For centuries,…
Untitled Potato Novel
for Veronica Geng. “I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I…
Centrist Pilot Torn Between Landing Plane Safely or Crashing, Killing Everyone Onboard
Pilot Johnathan Goodman, who sits dead center on the political alignment chart, is unable to decide whether to land his…
Skyger In-Flight Safety Video
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Tragedy: Oldest Man in the World Has a Mommy Fetish
Charles Earnest Fitzpatrick, a resident of Lawrenceville, New Jersey, is on a quest for love. His dream woman is tall, self-confident,…
Country out of Orange Paper, University Scrambling
In an urgent press release last Friday, the White House announced that, due to the trade war with China, the…
Princeton: A Day In the Life
What’s up Class of 2023? We know you’re all excited to enter the Orange Bubble and begin your new lives…