How to Fix a Bad Dorm
Here is how to turn a bad dorm into a good dorm: Make the Room Come Alive: A dead room is unwelcoming. Find potted plants and place them on the sill. They are living. Hang paintings of living people on…
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Groundbreaking Study of Gravitational Wave Conversation Confirms Einstein’s Prediction that Science is Confusing
Following LIGO’s confirmation of the existence of gravitational waves, a fundamental prediction of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, scientists announced Monday that a detailed survey of the resulting conversation has provided evidence for another of Einstein’s famous predictions: that science is…
Things We’d Like to See in a Perfect Parallel Universe
No necks No one has a chin but me. What if, instead of having a regular mouth, like, we had the mouths from the movie Alien, where the alien had a mouth inside of his mouth. Everyone’s always a little…
Myth vs. Math
Some useful distinctions to help prepare yourself for a math class at Princeton! Myth: You will learn how to prove interesting mathematical statements like “e^iπ+1=0”. Math: You will struggle to prove the most trivial mathematical statements. This will lead you down an existential…
Fun Facts Overheard During OA Icebreakers
1. I wrote a 60 page screenplay about an orphan with a pet rat. It’s kinda like Annie but grungier. 2. I carve Dove soap into doves to be ironic. 3. My uncle styled Donald Trump’s comb-over on The Apprentice but he was fired for…