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PU Junior Arrested for Lewd Conduct in Brown Hall Bathroom
Footsy or Entrapment? PRINCETON, NJ — On Saturday Princeton University student Craig Larry, '09, was arrested by Public Safety for signaling his desire for sex with the occupant of the…
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UNCOVERED: Outdoor Action Developed as Quasi-Military Training for Frosh
Upon the return of the intrepid members of the Class of 2014 who emerged from their respective wilderness adventure (myself…
Ralph Nader ‘55 to Run for Freshman Class President
BREAKING NEWS: Perennial candidate Ralph Nader has reportedly just filed paperwork to run for freshman class president. “Normally when I…
Nikita on the Street
I am a freshman. I am a female freshman. I am a brunette, female freshman. I am a brunette, female…
University Denies Application for Proposed Squirrel Hunting Club
The Office of the Dean of Undergraduate Students announced yesterday that a petition to create the proposed Squirrel Hunting Club…
Cereal Mascots Vie To Replace Dean Malkiel
With Dean Malkiel leaving Princeton, our great university has to find someone to fill that gap. What we need in…
A Letter to the Financial Aid Office: My Summer Earnings
I am writing to you about the $2,400 that I was expected to earn this summer pursuant my financial aid…
The Life and Times of the Cannon Green Cannon
April 4, 1840- My word, the Princeton boys just buried me in a field behind that old hall of theirs……