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ListServs tell us everything we need to know about food we won’t eat, events we won’t attend, and clubs we…
Quad Invents Eighth Day, Hundreds Disappear
Charter had Fridays. Cottage had Sundays. And even Tower had something. But one club stood among the rest without a…
Student Becomes First to Ever Read Traffic Alert Email, Discovers Warren of Madness
Gabriella Garcia Vargas ’17 recently became the first person to read the entirety of a University “Traffic Alert” email, inadvertently…
An Inside Look at Whig-Clio Hazing
We showed up to Whig Hall with cat food, hot sauce, liquor, gold fish, copies of the Declaration of Independence…
The Heir of Whitman Returns
Shortly after the most recent case of meningitis was reported on campus, University Spokesperson Martin Mbugua confirmed that the mysterious…
Ivy Cocktail Night Secret Shopping List
A drink is only as good as its ingredients. Accept no substitutes, except in Autumn, when pumpkin spice can in…
Eisgruber’s Presidency as told by his Bing® Search History
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Student Regrets Not Spending More Time Studying Alone
A local student reports that if he could change one aspect of his college experience, it would be the lack…