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Princeton Approves Orgy on Cannon Green

Less than a week after Harvard officially recognized Harvard College Munch, a student group devoted to kinky sex, the Ivy League’s kinky sex arms race escalated. Yesterday, Princeton University issued…

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In a stunning press conference on Tuesday, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick revealed that his team’s Super Bowl loss…

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Dean Malkiel Leaves Princeton for Standard & Poor’s

Former Dean of the College Nancy Weiss Malkiel is bringing grade deflation to a whole new organization.

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With only two months to go to April Fool's Day, Google engineers and executives have begun to worry that they…

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Confederate Civil War Reenactors Find Out South Lost War, Lose Will to Live

In a stunning display of political remonstration, several dozen men proclaiming to be soldiers of the Confederate States of America…

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Myra Gupta

Solar System Downsizing Prompts Plutonium’s Removal from Periodic Table

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