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CollegeBoard Reveals New Line-up SATs Aimed at Younger Audience

CollegeBoard President Gaston Caperton announced last Sunday on the company’s official website a new slew of preparatory tests for the…

A Letter to my Roommates

To my roommates, With the end of midterms and my return to campus, I’d like to take this opportunity to…

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Top Ten Disney Halloween Costumes

10. Slutty Little Mermaid 9. Slutty Mulan 8. Slutty Esmeralda 7. Slutty Snow White 6. Slutty Pocohantas 5. Slutty Tinkerbell…

Why Are We Exiling Our Roommates?

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Things I Am Sorry For

For those of you who don’t know, last week was the Day of Atonement, when Jews stop eating for a…

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9:23 pm- At Dillon: Female, Blonde I am a hideous wretch who has no hope at improving my physique. You…

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Men

Listen, I’m a man. It seems like you can’t throw a spear in this town without alerting the authorities or…

Eight Vaginas That Have Ruined My Life

1. Susan B. Anthony’s Vagina Susan B. Anthony and her unapologetic vagina fought to liberate women from the subjugation of the…