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Elon Musk: I Will Fly a Man Into the Sun
The Sun. Ra. Helios. For millennia, humans have looked up at their own yellow star, marveled at its brilliance,…
Student Accepts Finance Internship, Sells Soul to Satan
Princeton sophomore Lydia Emerson was just about to give up any hope of finding a summer internship when she got…
Top 25 Space Universities in the Universe
1. 24-Hour Night School 2. Battleschool Scholastica 3. UFO (Univ. of Flying Objects) 4. Deep Space University: Now offering 2.7 degrees! 5.…
Failed Corporate Foundations
• KFC Presents: Colonel Sanders’ Multiple Sclerosis Extravaganza • The ExxonMobil “Did We Do That?” Foundation • The Smith & Wesson…
Green Is Good
Seattle, WA. 11:25 am. The trendy green products markets open at 11:30. It’s game time.
Mom & Pop Sex Shop To Close
Amateur sex enthusiasts Agnes and James Rafano, tired of enjoying a simply above-average sex life, decided to go pro and…
Failed U-Store Items
ITEM REASON FOR FAILURE Dunce Caps caused death at fraternity ‘head-jousting’ tournament Cereal out-competed by Frosted Flakes Dildos bright orange…
Vocation Location: The Story of My Meteoric Rise as a Criminal Gun Caddie
This is a story all about how my life got turned upside-down. Except, seriously, a dealer once turned me upside-down…