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Why Are We Exiling Our Roommates?
-EL '15 with  illustration by JB '15
Things I Am Sorry For
For those of you who don’t know, last week was the Day of Atonement, when Jews stop eating for a…
The 7 People You Will Meet Your Freshman Year
The Kid Who’s Just Really Excited to Be Here This is the kid whose wardrobe is comprised of a rotation…
LikeaLittle Posts that Made Me Swoon
9:23 pm- At Dillon: Female, Blonde I am a hideous wretch who has no hope at improving my physique. You…
Princeton Defeats Harvard in Animal Abuse Match
In addition to football’s three-point victory over Columbia last week, Princeton managed to eke out another win against arch-rival Harvard…
Men
Listen, I’m a man. It seems like you can’t throw a spear in this town without alerting the authorities or…
Eight Vaginas That Have Ruined My Life
1. Susan B. Anthony’s Vagina Susan B. Anthony and her unapologetic vagina fought to liberate women from the subjugation of the…