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Law & Order: SUV Not Renewed for Third Season Due to Lack of Puns
NBC has announced that it will not renew its cop-automobile-drama Law and Order: SUV for a third season. “We simply…
Texas A&M Spurs SEC to Join EU; Greece to Big East
The NCAA athletics conference realignment saga entered a new episode yesterday with further reshuffling. Â Just a month after Texas A&M…
Newt Gingrich Increases List of Things He Promises To Fix That The President Has No Control Over
Pundits and voters were abuzz last week over GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich's new economic plan, in which he promised…
Moro Islamic Liberation Front Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with Attractive Middle-Aged Mothers
MANILA - Since its inception in 1981, the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) has been one of the two main…
Marginally Computer Literate 17 Year Olds Heralded as Technology Savants by Mothers
Today, the tech sphere was ablaze with the celebration as every American 13 to 25 year old was honored…
Greece to Combat Debt with Abstract Art
After Greece’s not-so-recent credit downgrade from CCC to CC, the Greek economy has been in money madness. After Apple surpassed…
Condom-Gram Optimization
 As with every Valentine’s Day season, Princeton students have been sharing the love by sending each other condom grams, comprised…
Freshman Lost During Outdoor Action Returns
In what students are calling a miracle of human endurance, the freshman Greg Shifter has finally returned to campus a…