In what students are calling a miracle of human endurance, the freshman Greg Shifter has finally returned to campus a full semester after the rest of his Outdoor Action group.…

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Ann Coulter is afraid of hats, and because of this has never worn one. James Franco once befriended a middle-aged…
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