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Freshman Lost During Outdoor Action Returns

In what students are calling a miracle of human endurance, the freshman Greg Shifter has finally returned to campus a full semester after the rest of his Outdoor Action group.…

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Cartoon: Wireless Infidelity

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Jim Valcourt

Annual Heart Transplant Competition

The Princeton Tiger is now accepting applications for its annual heart transplant competition! We invite children ages 4-12 to submit…

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Brian Edwards

Resumé Submitted To Tigermag

Dear Sir or Madam: I am interested in becoming a writer for Tiger Magazine.  As such, I would be most…

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James Clark

21 Questions with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Name: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Occupation: Goat-fucker Hometown: Aradan, Iran In one sentence, what do you actually do all day? Mostly, fucking…

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Brian Edwards

Come to a CULT Meeting

Feeling depressed? Looking for new meaning in life? Easily manipulated? Want to give us all your possessions learn about asceticism…

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Matthew Solis

Law Enforcement Turf Wars

Dear Large Law Enforcement Agency, As an employee of Small Law Enforcement Agency I am very upset by the arrival…

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Brian Edwards

Math 215 Exam Leaves Seven Dead, Dozens Failing

“You have 5 days, 11 problems, and 0 chance of success” said Professor Sarnak to his class of roughly fifty…

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Alex Judge

Presenting: 10 Scurrilous Rumors!

Ann Coulter is afraid of hats, and because of this has never worn one. James Franco once befriended a middle-aged…

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Alex Moss