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Princeton Admissions Maintains “No Mistakes” Policy Despite Admitting Blue Whale into Class of ‘22
Still buzzing with excitement over beginning their collegiate careers, thirteen-hundred of the world’s brightest minds gathered in the Princeton University Chapel for Opening Exercises, a ceremony as old as the…
Is Campus Religion Right For You? Take This Quiz (Based on Pope Innocent III’s Treatise On the Misery of the Human Condition (1198)) to find out!
Do you consider yourself a good person? Yes No Mortal life is full of mortal sin, so that one can scarcely find anyone, least of all myself, who does not…
Totally Fun Icebreaker Ideas for Frosh
Moving off to college for the first time can be scary --- and what’s even scarier is the gratuitous amount of awkward, cringe-worthy icebreakers freshmen are subjected to in order…
Kavanaugh’s Compelling Defense: I Was Raised a Man in American Society
WASHINGTON D.C . --- At the historic hearing concerning the sexual assault allegations against Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh, the potential Justice offered a heartfelt and persuasive explanation for…
36 Questions To Fall In Love
Looking for love? Ask your potential mate these 36 thought-provoking questions to see if they’re truly a perfect match. 1. If you could have dinner with anyone who ever lived,…
DATING TERMS 101
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6 Weapons Cupid Could Use Instead of His Stupid Bow and Arrow
As admirable as we all find Cupid and his mission of matchmaking, I think it’s time I said what we’ve all been thinking: a bow and arrow is quite possibly…
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Let’s talk about sex!
The best protection is education--what do you know about sex? Having sexual urges doesn’t make you a bad person: only disrespecting the flag makes you a bad person. And also…
Who is Your Hollywood Husband?
Hey girls! Are you SICK and tired of boys at school acting stupid? Does your romantic life stink? It’s time you found yourself a REAL red carpet-worthy man! Take this…
Riddle Me This, Feminists: What Walks on Four Legs in the Morning, Two Legs in the Afternoon, and Three Legs at Night?
As you know, America’s men are under attack these days by the constant barrage of anti-male propaganda known as feminism. Though these misandrists think that they have an answer for…
I’m Glad that Marvel Is Releasing a New Female Superhero, but I’m Not Sure “Super Wonder Penis Sucking Woman” is the Right Way to Go About It
When I first heard that Marvel was adding a new female role to its male-dominated superhero lineup, I could not contain my excitement. Finally, I thought, some progress in Hollywood.…
Mattel’s Bold New Line of Barbie Dolls
Throughout her illustrious history, Barbie has held a wide variety of professions. However, she still has not reached the full scope of her potential, and we at Mattel are excited…
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