Things That Are President Obama’s Fault
Recently, a number of public figures blamed the outbreak of Ebola in West Africa on President Obama. Here's…
All Hail Princetonia
On September 18th, the people of Scotland voted on a referendum to break off from the United Kingdom…
The 54 Most Influential Books of the Last Millennium
Find out the 54 most important works of literature that have been published in the last 1000 years.
Urgent PTENS Meningitis Texts
Following a number of zany texts earlier this year about meningitis from the University's Emergency Notification System, the…
The Bermuda Bubble Diaries
Several days ago, the Coast Guard apprehended Reza Baluchi after he attempted to travel 1000 miles from Florida…
Class Council Campaign Promises
Free townies, rain means class is optional, and residential college graveyards.
McGraw Center Study Tips THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
Go to class Go to the right class Remember that large lectures can’t be missed but nobody will…
How to Successfully Embezzle Money from Your Student Group
By Tim Matchen, Chairman Emeritus Let me start with a disclaimer: I have never, ever embezzled money from…
Spires and Gargoyles – Reunions 2014
A message from the chairman: It is 5 am on the Sunday morning after Reunions, you are under…
Eight Signs You Went to Princeton But Have Total Retrograde Amnesia
You ALWAYS tell people you went to “a small liberal arts school in New Jersey” because that’s all…
Princeton in the Movies!
Last month, actor/director James Franco filmed several scenes from his upcoming blockbuster, The Sound and the Fury, on…
Humor is Worthless
People say that satire has the power to educate and change and even assert its author’s own opinions.…
Who Said It: Eisgruber or Pinochet?
Can you figure out which quotes are from Princeton University President Christopher L. Eisgruber and which are from…
Rejected Hardy Boys Titles
The Hardy Boys and The Secret of the Internship Search The Hardy Boys and The Key to Dad's Liquor Cabinet…